i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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