He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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