I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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