I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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