BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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