I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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