I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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