you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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