loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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