i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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