thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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