we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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