it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The air taste purple.
Randomize
