I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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