OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
3pm strippers are depressing
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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