Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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