You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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