I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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