I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Found the puke drawer
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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