i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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