Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
ok first of all what the fuck
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
