i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Panties = found
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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