capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize