If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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