I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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