The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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