i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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