Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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