That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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