the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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