Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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