READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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