i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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