You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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