I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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