its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Randomize
