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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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