he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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