We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
