try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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