She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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