have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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