Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
there is puke in my bra ... again
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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