He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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