Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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