I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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