Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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