Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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