Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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