i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
this will be a night to untag.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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