Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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