i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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