absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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