How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My vagina just clenched in fear
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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