i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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